how many people

#11
*waiter puts down 4 cups
Mary -  "We need one more"
Pita - "no we need two more, we have 6 people"
Mary - "what? one, two, three...four, and steph?"
Pita - "no steph and santos are both in the washroom"
Mary - "what? who? one, two, three, four, and steph"
Pita - "no santos is a person too!"

been a while, its the summer, we'll catch up >=]

Speechless

I don't think I can express in words how much I wanted to laugh out loud when this happend, but it was during Sunday service and I did not want to cause a scene.

I finally found a mary fail, after a giant hiatus
and it completely doesn't work without a picture

#10 "isn't this how you write 'N'?"

<insert picture of N drawn backwards that I can't find atm :( >

NO IT'S NOT!

office things

I think I've been too busy lately suffering from my own fails that I haven't been able to make note of mary's. Pretty sure anne fail blog would have way more entries. Got a short small quote from a friend though which I'll add to the list!

#9 "Sometimes when I'm on my cubicle..."

cat?

I've been lacking opportunities to catch Mary off guard. she's too good!
But everything can be broken. (just like the best softball teams -- go Bread!)

#8
Mary likes to make crafts. you can check out her crafts at  http://mary-made-it.blogspot.ca/
So she made this pouch thing that I, at first glance, believed to be a cat. But of course, its Mary, so she said its a bunny. So I've been calling it a cat this whole, and Mary calls it a bunny. You can see for yourself. Really it can be both, but if we're going to keep up the game, we gotta keep up the game.

Yesterday I asked to borrow something and she said "ya its in the cat thing"
I win!

this isn't the first time

#7A asked Mary to grab my water bottle from the park since she was heading back anyway. turns out she forget hers there too! who's the fatty now!

#7B what happened today reminds me a lot about a previous incident where I went back to a park after dark to grab my umbrella. what do you know, mary's giant pink golf umbrella was there too!

forever not alone

forgetful much?

#4 - these things just always happen when it rains huh? Mary decided to wear only her shorts and tshirt today, assuming her non-existent sweater would be in the car.

#5 - "...in the middle of a forest!!"

how did it all start

Mary's always right! That's what I thought ever since I met her. But of course, nobody's perfect, and its funny when she does make mistakes because its really not that bad and everyone still loves her!

So we start off with the first fail -- my own. Because since I decided to create maryfailblog, I have already forgotten the first two things =[ But, we have here to start us off, the third, a very small fail to start:

#1 - unknown
#2 - unknown (happened at a starbucks)
#3 - its pouring hard, and mary left her umbrella in the car trunk instead of in the backseats of the car, meaning we will get soaked again when we leave the car

more to come, happy failing!




--anne